Pierce Brosnan Joins Mel Gibson’s New Non-Woke Production Studio, “It’s the Right Thing to Do”
In a surprising turn of events, Pierce Brosnan has announced that he will be joining forces with Mel Gibson in a bold new venture. Gibson’s latest project, a…
Roseanne Barr to Join Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson on New ABC Show for Weekly Appearances
In a surprising and highly anticipated move, ABC has announced that Roseanne Barr will join conservative commentators Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson in a new show set to…
Breaking: Jack Black Begged To Be On Stage With Kid Rock At RNC, Was Thrown Out Immediately, “No Wokes Allowed Here”
In a surprising turn of events at the Republican National Convention (RNC), actor and musician Jack Black found himself at the center of controversy after allegedly attempting to…
NFL Committee Disqualifies 7 Players For Anthem Kneeling At The Opening Ceremony, “It’s a New Season Free From Kneeling Wokeness”
In an unprecedented display of zero tolerance for “wokeness,” the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying seven players for the egregious offense of kneeling during the…
Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning…
Breaking: Whoopi Gets Kicked Off The View For Celebrating Pride Month
In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the popular daytime talk show “The View,” was reportedly thrown out of the studio after celebrating…
Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Olympics 2024, “Swim With Men”
In a decision that has sparked widespread debate and controversy, Lia Thomas, a transgender swimmer who has made headlines over the past few years, has been banned from…
Just in: Alec Baldwin Calls Elon Musk ‘A Scumbag’ On ‘The View’, Musk reacts
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime…
Breaking: HBO Gives ‘Toxic’ Kathy Griffin The Boot After Elon Musk’s Intervention
When you think of the zany billionaire inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, a few things likely spring to mind. Maybe it’s electric cars that look like they’re from…
TRUE: Elon Musk Files A $80 Million Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg And ‘The View’, Claims “They Are Lying About Me”
In an unexpected twist of events, tech mogul Elon Musk, the man behind such groundbreaking ventures as SpaceX and Tesla, is pushing back against media giant The View…