Yes, you read that right, folks. Not million. Billion. In the immortal words of Donald Duck, “What’s the big idea?”

The primary culprit in this tragic tale? Disney’s somewhat misguided attempt to embrace ‘wokeness’ in its recent offerings. The company appears to have forgotten that their audience, typically, goes to Disney movies to escape reality, not to be handed a politically charged sermon wrapped in colorful animation and sprinkled with a few musical numbers.

First on the chopping block was ‘Lightyear,’ a film that aimed to provide a deep and meaningful backstory to our beloved spaceman, Buzz Lightyear. What Disney seemed to forget in its quest to give depth to a plastic action figure was that its audience had already accepted and loved Buzz for who he was – a toy. The film went over about as well as a lead balloon, leaving audiences nostalgic for the straightforward simplicity of ‘Toy Story.’

Then, in a move that would have even the most good-natured mermaid gasping for air, Disney churned out a remake of ‘The Little Mermaid.’ Ariel, once a beloved rebellious teen yearning for the human world, was transformed into an advocate for aquatic life with a vengeance against pollution and climate change. The once vibrant undersea world became a backdrop for environmental activism, leaving viewers to swim through a sea of metaphors instead of enjoying the timeless story of love and transformation.

As Disney’s efforts to join the ‘woke’ bandwagon sank faster than the Titanic, one could almost hear the muffled sobs of Mickey Mouse echoing through the halls of the company’s Burbank headquarters. With each box office flop, the company seemed to be digging itself deeper into a ‘woke’ hole, alienating an audience that had grown up on the magic of Disney’s uncomplicated narratives.

Meanwhile, imagine the state of Disney’s board meetings. There’s probably a frenzied scramble to salvage their sinking ship, with desperate strategies being thrown around. Maybe we’ll see a ‘woke’ ‘101 Dalmatians,’ where Cruella de Vil is a rogue PETA agent, or a ‘Pocahontas’ reboot advocating for renewable energy.

But in the midst of Disney’s ‘woke’ catastrophe, there’s a golden opportunity for a bit of introspection. Perhaps it’s time for Disney to take a step back from the soapbox and remember the elements that made them the most adored production house in the world.

The recipe for Disney’s success has always been simple – timeless tales of hope, friendship, love, and magic that resonated with audiences across all backgrounds. Instead of leveraging their storytelling prowess to peddle political agendas, maybe Disney could use it to do what they do best – craft enchanting narratives that touch hearts and inspire minds.

Disney’s unexpected $100 billion loss is a wake-up call for the company. It’s a sign that it’s time to rethink their approach, dust off the pixie dust, and get back to the basics of storytelling. After all, Disney’s magic lies in its ability to make us believe in the impossible and dream of a world filled with wonder and joy. If they can recapture that magic, they might just be able to reverse their fortunes.

The tale of Disney’s ‘woke’ disaster serves as a reminder that while progressive themes are important, storytelling should always remain the focus. We can only hope that Disney will remember this lesson and return to its roots, creating content that truly reflects the magic that has become synonymous with their name. If not, their ‘happily ever after’ might remain just out of reach.